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30 Rock's Dance Like Nobody's Watching was episode 1 of Season 6. Check out the newly transcribed 104th episode by 30 Rock Quotes Click Here
Jack: Probably not, but continue.
Tracy: It's the only explanation! She was on a ho stroll to pay for her drug habit. I followed her last night, JD. She went down to Penn Station and not the fun stationary store on the Upper East Side, the skeezy one with trains.
Jack: Well, there has to be some other explanation. Are you sure it was Liz Lemon and not present-day Sally Field?
Tracy: I know it's crazy but ever since we got back from Kwanzaa, she's been acting all weird; all relaxed and not angry.
Jack: Well, it has been two days and she hasn't once stormed in here, carping about how all the destructive hurricanes get female names. But it can't be drugs.
Tracy: Then how come I found this in her trash?
Jack: Oh Tracy this is Dexaprex! My mother takes it for joint pain. Her wrist was starting to bother her from slapping busboys.
Tracy: So it's not the bandito blanco, a name for cocaine I just made up?
Jack: I know Liz Lemon better than she knows herself. Why would she need joint pain medication, and why would she be meeting people down by-- ... Tracy, what building is right next to Penn Station?
Tracy: The Manhattan Center for Penis Enlargement? I know because my friend goes there. His name is Tracy.
Jack: Madison Square Garden. Did you know that Lemon attended college on a partial jazz dance scholarship? And do you know what event was held last night at Madison Square Garden?
Tracy: A crack whore convention?
Jack: No. Worse.
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30 Rock's Respawn was the 23th episode of Season 5. The transcript is quoted and ready to go! This is the 103rd episode of 30 Rock! Click Here
Liz: I wanted you to look at these cold sores. I get them when I'm stressed out.
Dr. Spaceman: Ah they're nothing to be ashamed of. I get them from prostitutes.
Liz: I just had a hard couple months. Work has been crazy and I went through a bad breakup and then there was this plastic bag that represented my death.
Dr. Spaceman: Sounds like you could use a little R&R. Rum and Ritalin.
Liz: Actually I was hoping you'd just have an ointment for my mouth.
Dr. Spaceman: Gross.
Liz: Cuz I'm dealing with the stress thing. Over the break I'm renting a cottage out in the Hamptons. There's just four things I want to do this summer: be outdoors, wear shapeless clothing, do some mindless activity like gardening, and learn Spanish.
Dr. Spaceman: There are four things I want to do this summer, but they're roommates so it's tricky. All right, here's a prescription for your cold sores and here's a blank one for the weekend. Now one final thing. Why aren't you wearing pants?
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Jack Donaghy Top 30 Rock QuotesThe Beeper King. Really? Does he know you're the Beeper King?
Tracy Morgan Top 30 Rock QuotesSo Here's some advice I wish I would've got when I was your age: Live every week, like it’s "shark week".
Liz Lemon Top 30 Rock QuotesYeah, suck it. I do read the paper!
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