Yes, women hate porn. Our porn. But women do have one insatiable need. To jabber. And it doesn't matter if you have a headache or you're not in the mood or you're about to go to Don Geiss' funeral. They barge right into your office and start complaining about a boyfriend or a co-worker. And you're supposed to sit there and nod and tell them they're right. And the more you give it to them, the more they want it.