And that... is the complex explanation. [everyone looks guilty] Of course, such a conspiracy would require a group of people who knew me so well and cared about my happiness so much that it's impossible to believe. No one could even be that lucky. Which is why I choose the simple explanation. I choose to believe that last night Liz Lemon went out, got some, and and felt good about it. And so I say good bye to spinsterhood. [releases Emily Dickinson] Good bye to giving up and to- Oh God. A hawk got her! Emily Dickinson!