Jack

It has come to my attention that some of what I said yesterday may have been misconstrued. "Going both ways" in football means playing offense and defense. And there is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song. [singing] Oh the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear, holding all the balls- Okay I hear it now. Regardless, I'm not gay. Or clumsy. So your little show has nothing with which to embarrass me. [stands up to chair/farting sound] That was the chair. Here I'll show you. [sits down and gets up a few times with no noise] It was the chair.