Jack

Now I'll be taking that picture. Do you have any idea how strong I'll look? I've vanquished you in one day! I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers, then the babies came and life changed. But you set me free, Jack! Now it's weekends in New York then jet setting around the world in Economy Plus. I'll be thousands of miles away from the chaos of Brooklyn. Do you know what it's like to have triplets. It's just everything times three. Three pairs of grubby little hands smearing food all over your brand new chihuahua outfits, three pairs of feet in their weird soft little shoes, three pairs of eyes, brown... like my husband's. Three perfect little mouths that smile every time I walk through the door. Three tummies that just want their num nums and zerberts. [sobbing] Oh God I just love my gaybies too much, I can't leave!