Kenneth

That is true, sir, but today does make me wonder where we'll all be five years from now. [cuts to cemetery with headstones reading "Tracy Jordan, Father, Husband, Diabetic, Alcoholic, Hero, Born sometime in 1970?, Died March 17, 2016", "Jenna Maroney, Born February 24, 1969, Died March 17, 2016", "Kenneth Ellen Parcell, May 27, 1781 - March 31, 2016"]