[on video] So you've lost the initiative, perhaps by being a woman or a shorter man, but you can regain it by fighting on your home turf. No one has ever won a land war in Russia, not Napolean, not Hilter, not even Balki in the unaired ninth season of 'Perfect Strangers'. So where's your Russia? What's your home turf? The one place in the world where you cannot lose?