Jenna

Look how lame this crowd is! Thad's been in his little nerd world for so long and now he's peeping out of his shell like a ... um, what's that animal that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff and, that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you're both sharing a secret?