Jack

Do you know why Jack Welch is the greatest leader since the pharaohs? Because he didn't only involve himself in our work lives, but our personal lifes as well. He introduced us to the finest booze, the most restrctive country clubs. He gave us the names of the most discrete private investigators to spy on our ex-wives. He held our hands during our triumphs, and our senate hearings. I want to hold your hand, Lemon.