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Frank:
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Man, This is amazing. Oh hey Jack.
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Jack:
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Tracy:
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Damn Jack, you went all out. That’s a giant shrimp.
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Jack:
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Made out of shrimp, and diving into a bowl of shrimp. Please, enjoy, Tracy. Hey Pete, good to see you.
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Pete:
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Jack:
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Pete:
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Tracy:
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I’ve been playing for two hours. I’m tired of losing. I’m gonna let my boy, Dot Com play a hand for me. So hey Dot Com, are we going to those 3 clubs tonight. You know the doctor said I have four hearts in my body?
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Everyone:
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Tracy:
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Liz:
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Hey, everybody, this is Gretchen.
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Pete:
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Jack:
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Gretchen:
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Jack:
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How's everybody up there?
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Gretchen:
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Jack:
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I love this woman. Let's play some poker.
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Jack:
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I call. What have you got, Kenneth?
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Kenneth:
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Jack:
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Very clever boy, Kenneth, but the curtain has been drawn back now, and I know the real you.
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Kenneth:
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I think he’s confusing me with someone else.
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Frank:
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Liz, are you sure you’re not gay, because that chick is hot.
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Liz:
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We’re just friends. Like Oprah and Gale. Why is that so hard for everybody to believe?
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Pete:
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She’s great. You should marry that girl.
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Liz:
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Yeah, one problem. I’m not gay.
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Pete:
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Oh Lemon, in the 10 years that I’ve known you, you’ve had some really terrible boyfriends.
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Liz:
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Pete:
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There was the guy who was obsessed with Charlie Chapman.
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Liz:
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Pete:
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There was the guy who played Halo under the name “slutbanger.”
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Liz:
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Pete:
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There was the tall gangly red haired guy who played guitar all the time.
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Liz:
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Pete:
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You're more relaxed with Gretchen than you were with any of those guys.
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Liz:
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So what are you saying, Pete, I should just be a lesbian?
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Pete:
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Oh I’m not saying it would be easy. You know, get drunk first.
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Liz:
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Why do guys think that women can just flip a switch like that? what if I said to you, go be with Frank now?
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Pete:
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Ah I would be honored. Frank is a very tender, beautiful man.
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