Blind Date | - Episode. Explained.



Season 1 | Episode: 3 | Scene: Chasing Straight Girls | Line: 248

Gretchen:  
No it's. You know, I said I’m not into chasing straight girls, and I think that's what's starting to happen here. So, unless you're ready to make a big life change, I think I need to move on. Find my Stedman.
Liz:  
I thought I was Oprah in this metaphor. Also you’re gay so that’s a little confusing. You should say like, “my lady Stedman.”
Gretchen:  
Okay, I'm going out on a limb here.
Liz:  
Okay, sorry, um, It’s just that if I try to imagine us being together, I think, yeah ok. This could be fun. Picking our furniture. Making flowerbeds out of old Railroad ties. But, the thing is, if I’m going to be with someone, it has to be a guy.
Gretchen:  
You sound pretty sure about that.
 
Liz
Liz

What can I say? I love a bald spot and a hairy back.

Gretchen:  
You're alone there. I should go. I'll see you around.
Liz:  
Ok wait, what if we made a pact. What if we say that in like 25 years if neither of us has someone, we’ll move in together and be roommates? And even though I’m not into the sex stuff, if it helps you, I would let you do stuff to me.
Gretchen:  
I can’t be around you anymore. Bye Liz.
Liz:  
That’s funny. That’s what the guys always say. Who’s going to go to cooking class with me next weekend?
Man:  
If by cooking class your mean your bed. And by next week you mean.
 
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