Hard Ball |



Season 1 | Episode: 15 | Scene: Marbles | Line: 29

Liz:  
Right. I think you mean ‘mano a toddler.” Josh is a very sweet, very dumb kid. Please go easy on him.
Jack:  
I’ll try to remember that when you and I meet with him later.
Liz:  
What, me? No, don’t make me be a part of this.
Jack:  
Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry … is just another way to rap.
Liz:  
Oh Jack I don’t want to learn about negotiation. I just want Josh to stay. The show needs him.
 
Jack
Jack

Lesson number one: you don’t need anyone. Sure Josh tests well with female viewers twelve to twenty-four which is important to advertisers, because young women will buy… just about anything.

Cerie:  
[Tangent] These sunglasses have a chip in them that makes the lenses change color as my iPod loses power. [End tangent]
Jack:  
But whatever Josh brings to the show, he’s still replaceable.
Liz:  
He’s not replaceable as my friend.
Jack:  
He’s not your friend now. He’s your opponent. He’s going to try to grab all the marbles, and it’s our job to hide them.
Liz:  
That’s not how you play marbles Jack.
 
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