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Jonathan:
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Liz, did you tell Jack he could be on the show?
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Liz:
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Yeah, he was kind of excited about it actually.
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Jonathan:
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Oh yeah, he’s very excited, but you cannot put him on live tv.
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Liz:
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Jonathan:
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Ok. I’m only showing you this because I care about him so much.
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Man:
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G.E. Promo, take one. Action!
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Jack:
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Man:
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Jack:
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Could you say it louder, please?
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Man:
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Man:
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Jack:
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Hello. For over 100 years... Line? sorry. My bad.
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Jack:
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Lady:
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Right, got it. I just need the first word.
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Lady:
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Jack:
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Lady:
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Okay, If I ask for the line again, don't tell me.
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Jack:
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Lady:
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Jack:
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I told you, don't give the line when I ask for the line.
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Can we get a do-over there?
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Jack:
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I don't like this at all. Okay, I got it. Let's go again.
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Jack:
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The pen doesn't really write. Does that matter?
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Jack:
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And I'm here today -- Ha ha ha ha! My bad. I'm sorry.
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Jack:
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Why don't we go to lunch, and we'll come back and maybe -- Let's all go have lunch.
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Man:
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Jack:
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It's wierd. What do I do with my arms? I've never thought about that before.
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Jack:
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Is it this... or, if I may... this?
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Jack:
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Maybe I should just hold something.
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Jack:
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Okay, yeah. This feels more natural. Is that right? Yeah?
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Jack:
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New synergy -- Does that sound odd to anyone else? Does that sound like "news energy?"
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Jack:
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And is satisfied -- (Thud) Oh, ouch, ouch. Are you all right?
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Jack:
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Could I get a little, uh...
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Jack:
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I'm here to talk to you television about the monetizing of today broadcast. Was any of that usable?
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Man:
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Jack:
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It's called racial integration. No that's not right, is it?
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Jack:
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It's called product intergor-- "intergortion"?
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Jack:
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...the way we monetize broadcast television. How does it work? Oh. (Bleep)
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Jack:
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(Cell phone rings) Could we turn off the phones please? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's me. Let me turn this thing off. I think I just took a picture.
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Jack:
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I'm sorry, everybody, there's a (Bleep) pigeon. Shoo! (Bleep)
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Jack:
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...purchases, and is satisfied with -- oh.
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Jack:
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...in upward revenue-stream dynamics... for all of us.
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Man:
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Jack:
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Ha. That was fun, you guys. It didn't feel like five days, did it?
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Man:
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Jack:
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Everybody have a good weekend.
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Liz:
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