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Frank:
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In season 5 when Delta was really packing it on... glorious.
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Liz:
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Pete:
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What? why? What happened?
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Liz:
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He called me the worst name ever.
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Frank:
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Liz:
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I’m not going to repeat it. That’s how much I hate it.
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Pete:
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Liz:
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Frank:
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Liz:
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Frank:
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Pete:
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Liz:
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No, the one that rhymes with your favorite Todd Rundgren album.
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Frank:
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It rhymes with “Hermit of Mink Hollow"?
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Liz:
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Pete:
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Oh. Oh, boy. Well you know, he was probably just blowing off steam. You can't fire a guy for cursing.
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Liz:
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I'm not upset by cursing. I love cursing. I love it. But this word is not acceptable because there's nothing you can call a guy back. There is no male equivalent to this word.
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Pete:
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Well, why don't we come up with one, and then you can call him that? Like, um, "muncus".
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Frank:
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Liz:
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Pete:
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You're just in reaction right now. You need to just take a few hours and calm down.
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Liz:
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Don’t tell me to calm down, you Fundark.
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Pete:
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Yeah, you’re right, it doesn’t work.
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Frank:
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I don't know. I think Liz is right about this. Lutz has been totally slacking off since his grandma died.
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Liz:
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What?! Why didn't you guys tell me?
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Frank:
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I thought you knew and you were just being a -- you know, that word Lutz called you.
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Liz:
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Wait. Are you saying that I am like that sometimes?
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Girl Writer:
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(Flashback) And they thought my sister couldn't even have a baby, so she's really excited.
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Toofer:
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(Flashback) Oh, he's adorable.
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Liz:
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(Flashback) Okay, we're at the bottom of page 2.
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Liz:
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(Flashback) Hey, Look, everybody. Sherlock Homo is here to solve the case of the gay sweater.
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Liz:
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(Flashback) I'm telling you guys. Watching that isn't gonna get us out of here any faster.
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Liz:
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Oh, my god. I am. I'm a total...
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Greta:
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Runt! Runt! I lost my kitten. Has anyone seen my runt? Runt! Runt!
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