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P.A.:
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Josh and Jenna to the stage, pIease.
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Liz:
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1 0% ? l can't fire any of these people.
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Pete:
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Who cares? Getting fired is better than getting killed by my wife, those big farm-people hands crushing my windpipe.
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Liz:
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Everything okay at home, buddy?
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Pete:
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Remember that little secret l told you about Hornberger family planning?
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Liz:
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You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy. Don't tell me that backfired?
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Pete:
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She's late now. And she's starting to ask questions.
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Liz:
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Oh, boy. Do you need a key to my apartment?
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Pete:
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Tracy:
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Hey, Liz Lemon, you know where l could find a good church?
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Liz:
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How good? Like Judaism good or just, like, Unitarian?
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Tracy:
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My attorney told me l should join a church pre-emptively. . . 'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.
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Liz:
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Why don't you try the Church of Practicology? They love movie stars and stuff.
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Tracy:
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They already turned me down. l'm still not sure what happened.
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Tracy:
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l believe the moon doesn't exist. l believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers, but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it. l believe there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. What -- What was the question again?
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Tracy:
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So, what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
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Liz:
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Hmm. . . l pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to. Mmm.
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Liz:
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Eddie Donahy :
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Yeah, sweetheart. l'm looking for Jack ''Donahy.''
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Liz:
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Eddie Donahy :
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Eddie Donahy, Jack's brother.
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Liz:
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Really? 'Cause Jack never mentioned a brother, and his name is ''Dona-gee,'' not ''Dona-hee.''
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Eddie Donahy :
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You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much.
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Liz:
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Tracy, this is Jack's brother Eddie.
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Eddie Donahy :
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