The Rural Juror    [ Season 1 | Episode: 10 ]

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Billingham

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The flowers are lovely, thank you.No you hang up first. OK on the count of 3. 1,2,3. No I didn't hang up either.
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Donaghy, I need your help!
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I miss you too. I said i miss you too. You're breaking up. Maureen? She cut out.
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I need $60,000 dollars or I'm gonna lose my house.
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Which house?
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I need $100,000 dollars or I'm gonna loose both my houses.
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Tracy, I don't understand. You've starred in 14 films. you don't have any money saved?
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No, I lost all of it.
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Really? Who's your money manager?
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Grizz.
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Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
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Look, Tracy, I can't just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio.
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Hall or Billingham?
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You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
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No.
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A few years ago, Arsenio Hall came to a colleague of mine with a similar problem. My friend suggested that we brand Arsenio, put his name and face on a product because of Arsenio's "woof-woof" catchphrase. We settled on dog food. the product was a runaway success. the company and Arsenio made millions.
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I like that. Put my name on something. But what would I sell?
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The product is irrelevant. The people aren't buying that. they're buying you. Now, you come back with an idea of a product you'd be willing to sell, anything at all. and you'll have all the money you can dream of.
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I'm on it. I forgot about that worldcom mess. Why you got to be so obsessed with telecommunications?
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Get me Maureen Dowd back on the phone please.

The Rur Jur

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Hey I got to miss an hour of rehearsal today, cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on the View.
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Oh Jenna, that's great! For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
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I know.
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Oh you know what clip you should show? "MTV Darfur" You and Tracy were really funny in that.
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Oh this isn't for TGS. It's for my movie "The rura jura" has a limited release next week.
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Oh congratulations. I didn't know they had a realease date for the rur... for that movie.
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Oh sorry. Gotta take this. Hello?
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You still don't know what the title is?
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No no. No one does. It's gone on way to long to ask her about it.
   Rural Juror Writer #1:
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This title isn't hard to understand right?
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No! It's awesome. I love that we can work while were on cocaine.
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Could it be "Roar her Gem her?"
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No that doesn't make any sense. It's got to be "Oral Germ Whore"
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Sorry that was my publicist. You know I have to admit, I kind of like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS. Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
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What's up flabby but? You look weird today? Hey Pete, want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns.
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Yes I do.
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Cool
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And I have a screener of the movie for you. I want you to watch it.
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Ah. "The rural juror". That is something. I can't wait to watch it.
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Oh you won't be disappointed. The source material was amazing. It's hard to go wrong with a Kevin Grisham novel.
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You mean John Grisham?
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Oh no, Kevin, John's brother. Did you know that before Kevin was a novelist, he worked at a recycling center?
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Wow.
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And he just finished writing the sequel. It's called "Urban Fervor"
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Boy these titles. They really make you think.
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Oh wow. Doesn't it seem like just yesterday we were doing the show back in Chicago dreaming about being in the movies?
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We've come a long way from that little apartment we shared in Little Armenia.
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It was so weird there. You remember that neighborhood festival where they killed the goat in the street?
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Yes! But we did have really good luck year.
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Yeah.

Eureko

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I need to come up with a big idea for a product to put my name on. Something no one has thought of. Something crazy.
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I know a gentleman who had a lot of crazy ideas. He was a carpenter. He wanted everyone to love one another.
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Oh, you mean Jesus?
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No, Miguel, from set design. He's over there.
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Eureko!

Movie Review

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Hey what are you doing back here? They're rehearsing your Paris Hilton sketch.
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I'm trying to avoid Jenna. She gave me a screener of her movie.
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And?
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Oh, Pete, it's awful. I I couldn't believe how bad it was. Although I guess it's no surprise that Tony Hawk can't play blind.
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So you must know the title.
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Yes! Yes, "The Rural Juror"
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The Ru...
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Rural. Rural.
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Eh. So what are you going to do about Jenna?
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Same I've always done when she's in something terrible. Think of one nice thing to say, and then hug her.
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(1996 Flashback) So what did you think?
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(1996 Flashback) Oh my god. you looked so beautiful.
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(1997 Flashback) The lighting was really neat.
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(2000 Flashback) Ethan and I both thought the programs were really easy to read.
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So what nice thing are you gonna say about "The Roaring Junior"?
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Oh, I don't know it's a mess. No, You've got to tell them, that when Paris Hilton tries to make out with the bear, the bear has to act like he's into it.
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Right.

Tracy Jordan Meat Machine

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Donaghy, stop what you're doing, cause i'm about to blow your mind. Hit it! Tired of your sandwich making you angry? Then behold -- The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine! Stick any three meats, whatever you want; Baloney, Salami, boar, whatever! into this sexy lady, and she will melt them all together into one delicious food ball. Never again will you have to suffer through the bread part of your sandwich. I give you the Tracy Jordan meat machine. Tracy, Grizz & Dot Com: Meat is the new bread! Rrrah!
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What do you think?
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Well it's certainly not the worst celebrity product idea I've ever heard.
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Hi. I'm Whoopi Goldberg, and you're working out with Whoopi.
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With Tracy Jordan behind this, it just might work. We'll roll it out in time for Christmas. Manufacture it for 4 bucks, slap your name on it, and sell it for $50
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So GE will produce the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?
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Oh no, no. GE could never make something so um, unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado which in turn owns JMI of Stanford, which is a majority share holder of pokerfastlane.com which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company, which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works, which own the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Corporation of Pyong Yang, North Korea. And they, will make the Meat Machine.
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Jack Donaghy, you're the best. You know what? I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
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I got two ears and a heart don't I?

Constance Justice

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All right. Jenna's on next. Everyone shut up so we can hear the title of this stupid movie.
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And coming up I'll be talking to "the girlie show" star Jenna Maroney about her upcoming project, "The ruro Jurr."
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That is not helpful.
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Hey do you know the name of Jenna's movie yet?
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Oh yeah. She gave me a screener. No, no, no. I'm not telling yo anything about it. I'm not giving you more ammunition to make fun of her with.
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So it's bad.
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How bad? Please! Just give us one detail.
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OK fine. Jenna plays a southern lawyer named Constance Justice.
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You gotta let us see this. Come on Liz. Aw man. Constance Justice. Good stuff.
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Justice has been served.

What Liz Really Thought

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Tracy to the stage please for "Pull Your Own Wisdom Teeth."
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Hey there you are. So what did you think of the movie.
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Oh my god Jenna. The soundtrack was so moody.
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What else did you like about it?
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What? Oh um. You were good. Your face was very expressive. And another cool part was the trees. I got to get back to work.
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You didn't like the movie.
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What? Yes. I just said I liked the movie.
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Uh no you didn't. You did that condescending compliment thing you always do.
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What? when have i ever done that?
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(1996 Flashback) So what did you think?
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(1996 Flashback) Oh my god. you looked so beautiful.
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(1997 Flashback) The lighting was really neat.
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(2000 Flashback) Ethan and I both thought the programs were really easy to read.
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Well that's not how i remember any of that.
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Look, Liz, for once be honest with me, I want your real opinion.
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OK. I thought the story was preposterous, I thought the acting was over the top, and I thought it was about an hour too long.
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It's only 90 minutes.
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It's kind of a train wreck.
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A train wreck? OK.
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I'm not trying to be a jerk here. You asked me for my opinion.
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Yeah. No. I understand. Thank you.
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I wasn't kidding about how cool those trees were though, what were they oaks?

Spaceman Endorsement

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Damn it, where are my car keys. Jack, Tracy what can I do for you?
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We have a product we want you to give a medical endorsement to.
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I'll do it! What is it?
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It's called the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. It's a dual press grill.
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Say no more. If it's giving people meat, then I'm on board. I've always said Humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.
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We appreciate it, Leo.
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You boys need anything while you're here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.
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No I'm good.
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Well it would be rude not to take one or two.
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Alright

Writers Inquire

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Now "The Rural Juror" is a true story of Roy Jurner, who's pure furor ensures a terrible murder. Excuse me. Meg.
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I feel like I'm getting further away from it.
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Hey, Last night I broke into Liz's office. I got Jenna's movie.
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How'd you get in there?
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That weird security guard Tony let me in. I also looked on Liz's computer. Her last two Google searches were for singles yoga and scalp pain.
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That is grim.
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The Rural Juror?
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Man That's disappointing. I had to let Tony watch pee to get that tape. What?

Tension Builds

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Yeah, I don't want to wear this Paris Hilton nose.
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I'm sorry, you have to wear the nose. There's a whole bunch of jokes in the sketch about the nose.
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Well to be perfectly honest, I think the entire sketch is a train wreak.
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Oh I see. We're not talking about the nose. We're talking about the movie.
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You're wrong about it Liz. It's getting some very positive early review. TeenMovieScene.com gave it five out of five iPods.
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Jenna believe what you want. I'm your friend. I'm telling you the truth.
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Please. Here's what's going on. It's killing you that I'm in something good that you had nothing to do with, and now you're taking it out on me.
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Oh come on.
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Well enjoy kicking me around for now Liz because I won't be on your crappy little show forever.
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Really?
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Really.
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Really?
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Really.
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Well Jenna I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Aah! What the hell?
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Oh god I'm sorry. I didn't know there was a person in there.

Kind of Understanding

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Pete, can you tell Liz Lemon not to stand in my eye line while I'm rehearsing please?
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Pete, could you tell Jenna she smells like a stripper?
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So uh, are you guys still fighting?
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We reached kind of an understanding. She's not talking to me, and to retaliate, I'm writing impressions for her that she can't do.
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(As Bill Clinton) I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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You guys can't go on like this. You have to apologize to her.
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I didn't do anything wrong. She insisted on me telling her what I thought of her crappy movie, and then she attacked me.
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Liz I can't have the head writer and one of the stars of the show fighting. I can barely keep a lid on the feud between Kenneth and Dougie from props.
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Stop it.

Tracy The Pitchman

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Audience, let me ask you a question. How many times has this happened to you? Or this? Seem familiar? Bread is one of the worst things in the world, but we've already needed it. Until now. By burning three different types of meat together, the Tracy Jordan Meet Machine takes bread out of equation. Now you're sandwich is all of the good stuff. That's delicious!
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And it's healthy. Hi, I'm Dr. Leo Spaceman. I'm a working physician with a degree from the Ho Chi Minh city School of medicine.
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Dr. Spaceman, is it true that bread eats away at your brain?
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We have no way of knowing, because the powerful bread lobby keeps stopping my research!
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Well folks, bread will never maybe attack your brain again. Because with the Tracy Jordan Meet Machine, say it with me now, meat is the new bread!

A Solid Movie

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Where did you guys get this tape.
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Uh, Josh broke into your office.
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You went in my office without permission?
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Because I'm worried about your scalp pain.
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Hello everyone. Frank can you tell Liz.
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No, not interested.
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Girl writer, could you tell Liz that I
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Jenna stop this. It's stupid. Let's just go in my office and talk.
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Oh there is nothing to talk about.
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Stop making this something it isn't. I just didn't like the movie because it's bad. These guys watched it. They'll tell you.
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Actually we all kind of liked it.
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what? no you didn't.
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Yeah we all did.
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It's not the best thing in the world, but it's solid, and Jenna's really good in it.
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Thank you Frank. Look! Look at her, she can't stand that I'm in something good.
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It's probably because of her own intellectual insecurities.
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What? Frank shut up.
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Fine, dismiss me. I guess because I look weird I can't be perceptive.
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I can't believe you liked this movie.
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Ugh!
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Jeez. I hope those two work it out.
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Relax man. As long as they're yapping at each other, we're not working. Enjoy it.

Defective

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I want these everywhere. Every person here eating from a Tracy Jordan meat machine.
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Ow! cheese and crackers, that smarts!
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What happened?
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The grease burned me Mr. Jordan. The machine must be broken.
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That one must be defective.
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Ah! Ow! My face! My page jacket!
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They all must be like that. Where's Donaghy?
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Ah. Can somebody take me to a hospital?

The Fight

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Jenna stop. I just want to get past this. What do you need me to do?
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Well you can start by saying you're sorry.
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fine. I am sorry that i assumed other people would hate the movie just because i hate it. That was wrong.
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That's it? That's your apology?
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Yeah. Are we good?
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We're good.
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Great.
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So do I have to wear the nose tonight?
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Yes, you do.
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Ok. Well then I hope you get bird flu and die.
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What did you just say to me?
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You are a big fake, you know that, Liz? She doesn't even need those glasses.
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Really? I'm a fake, Blondie? I'm a fake?

Tracy's Integrity

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Burning jets of grease, huh? Were any of our people hurt?
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Only Kenneth.
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Good.
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What are we going to do? We can't sell this.
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Your right. We can't sell this... in the united states.
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What?
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We simply have to find a market with lax safety regulations. With your international appeal we can go anywhere. How about the Ukraine?
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Not the Ukraine. I own some property on the Dnieper river.
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In Volyn?
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Closer to Cherkassy.
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We'll find another country then. How do you feel about Venezuela?
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Can't do it, Donaghy. I can't put my name on a product that's gonna hurt people.
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That's disappointing, although i admire your integrity.
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Mr. Donaghy, they need you onstage immediately. Some kind of emergency.
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Crying out loud.

Jack The Negotiator

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I'm sorry that we're not all weeping with gratitude at getting to read your words. I am so glad I studied voice at Northwestern so I can do raps about Suri Cruise.
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Oh please, if it weren't for me you'd still be slutting it up for car dealership owners so they'd put you in their commercials.
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So now I'm a slut? Well let me tell you something. This slut slept with your brother!
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Mitch?!
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Yeah, and let me tell you something about Mitch, he's disgusting in bed.
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You know he's not right! He was in a really bad skiing accident.
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Ladies.
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Sit down. Now, what is this about?
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It's about my movie the rural juror.
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They've adapted the rural juror? I'm a huge Kevin Grisham fan.
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Jenna has taken the fact that I don't like her movie, and blown it completely out of proportion. She twisted my boob!
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Liz you wanted the movie to be bad. You wanted me to fail.
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OK Let me tell you something Jenna, Liz has always supported you. Even when I wanted you out of here, she wouldn't give in. I've never seen her so worked up. She came at me with that angry little badger face of hers. there it is right now. The point is she went to the mat for you, and she was right. Now you're accusing Liz of undermining you?
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They did warn me those diet pills were mood altering.
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Yeah. I think you owe her an apology.
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Oh Liz, I'm sorry.
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No. Don't be. Your right I did want the movie to be bad.
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Wow the one time I try to take your side, Lemon, and you sandbag me. I'm sorry Jenna, I smelled crazy in here and I assumed it was you.
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Oh god Liz. I mean i wish you had written my movie too.
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No It's not that. It's just. The dream we had in Chicago of getting famous. We had it. It was my dream too Jenna.
   Jenna:
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Yeah but, You couldn't be serious about acting for a living. You have brown hair.
   Liz:
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Look, I like what i do now. But there's still this sad little part of me that wants to be the center of attention. That wants to get my hair done and get free clothes. That wants to be you, I guess. Your movie just brought all that stuff up again.
   Jack:
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This is boring. I'm bored now.
   Jenna:
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Oh god Liz. I had no idea
   Liz:
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Oh I'm sorry. I'm a jackass.
   Jenna:
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No. I'm sorry. So you really think I'm beautiful?
   Liz:
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I never said that.
   Jack:
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Oh! I'm sorry

Whoopi The Pitcher

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   Whoopi Goldberg:
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Feed me Whoopi!
   Crowd:
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Whoopi!
   Tracy:
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what's this?
   Jack:
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I gave the Meat Machine to Whoopi.
   Tracy:
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Goldberg? or Billingham?
   Jack:
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Looks like Whoopi's made herself another billion hryvna. Uh, food ball?

Jenna's Interview

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   Barbara Walters:
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Let's get personal. Your father Werner, was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara.
   Jenna:
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Yes. That's right.
   Barbara Walters:
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When he spurned your mother Verna, for a curly haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?
   Jenna:
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It was hard on all of us. yes.
   Barbara Walters:
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hmm. Fleg Meg Gleg Fleg Meg Meg Meg Tennis Meg Meg was a meg meg fleg?
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I'll always be his little girl.
   Barbara Walters:
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Gleg. Gleg.