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Jenna:
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I'm sorry that we're not all weeping with gratitude at getting to read your words. I am so glad I studied voice at Northwestern so I can do raps about Suri Cruise.
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Liz:
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Oh please, if it weren't for me you'd still be slutting it up for car dealership owners so they'd put you in their commercials.
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Jenna:
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So now I'm a slut? Well let me tell you something. This slut slept with your brother!
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Liz:
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Jenna:
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Yeah, and let me tell you something about Mitch, he's disgusting in bed.
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Liz:
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You know he's not right! He was in a really bad skiing accident.
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Jack:
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Jack:
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Sit down. Now, what is this about?
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Jenna:
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It's about my movie the rural juror.
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Jack:
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They've adapted the rural juror? I'm a huge Kevin Grisham fan.
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Liz:
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Jenna has taken the fact that I don't like her movie, and blown it completely out of proportion. She twisted my boob!
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Jenna:
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Liz you wanted the movie to be bad. You wanted me to fail.
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Jack:
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OK Let me tell you something Jenna, Liz has always supported you. Even when I wanted you out of here, she wouldn't give in. I've never seen her so worked up. She came at me with that angry little badger face of hers. there it is right now. The point is she went to the mat for you, and she was right. Now you're accusing Liz of undermining you?
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Jenna:
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They did warn me those diet pills were mood altering.
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Jack:
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Yeah. I think you owe her an apology.
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Jenna:
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Liz:
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No. Don't be. Your right I did want the movie to be bad.
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Jack:
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Wow the one time I try to take your side, Lemon, and you sandbag me. I'm sorry Jenna, I smelled crazy in here and I assumed it was you.
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Jenna:
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Oh god Liz. I mean i wish you had written my movie too.
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Liz:
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No It's not that. It's just. The dream we had in Chicago of getting famous. We had it. It was my dream too Jenna.
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Jenna:
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Yeah but, You couldn't be serious about acting for a living. You have brown hair.
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Liz:
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Look, I like what i do now. But there's still this sad little part of me that wants to be the center of attention. That wants to get my hair done and get free clothes. That wants to be you, I guess. Your movie just brought all that stuff up again.
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Jack:
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This is boring. I'm bored now.
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Jenna:
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Oh god Liz. I had no idea
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Liz:
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Oh I'm sorry. I'm a jackass.
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Jenna:
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No. I'm sorry. So you really think I'm beautiful?
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Liz:
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