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Jenna:
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Liz. I wanted you to be the first to know, after the way Jack treated me today, I can’t work here any more. I quit.
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Liz:
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Oh, Jenna, I really don’t have time for this.
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Jenna:
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Then I guess this is goodbye.
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Liz:
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Okay. Jenna, don’t quit. The show can’t go on without you. You’re my muse. You’re a modern day Lucile Ball. You’re prettier than Debra Messing. Please don’t quit.
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Jenna:
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Well, if that’s the way you feel. I’ll stay.
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Liz:
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(Pager beeping) Ugh! It's Dennis. Do you have any food? I'm getting really low blood sugar?
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Jenna:
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Are you dieting finally? Tell me -- what are you doing, south beach, master cleanse?
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Man:
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Dennis:
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. Shoo. Liz, hey, it's me, Dennis.
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Liz:
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Dennis:
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You got to do me a huge favor. You got to call Ticketmaster right away. Nickleback just added another date, right? And I would do it on your computer, but I’m downloading a game right now.
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Liz:
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No I can’t do that for you. Listen, just be home tonight when I get there, okay? I need to talk to you about something.
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Dennis:
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Tracy:
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Blue man! That blue dude keep following me!
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Blue Man:
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Liz:
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All right, let's just get him down to hair and makeup. Hopefully, Kenneth will be back any minute.
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Tracy:
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Kenneth:
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Tracy:
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No! No! Aah! No! No! It's the blue man. It's coming up on me.
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Take the blue man! I don't want the blue man!
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Liz:
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All right, all right, all right.
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Conan O'Brien:
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Liz:
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Oh hi Conan, how are you?
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Conan O'Brien:
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Good. You still going out with that guy from the pager store?
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Liz:
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Who? Dennis? yeah. You still, um -- How’s your wife?
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Conan O'Brien:
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Let’s not do this Elizabeth.
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Liz:
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Vocal Warm ups. I’ll tell him you came by.
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Conan O'Brien:
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Tracy:
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Grizz:
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. He licked all of those.
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Kenneth:
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Liz:
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Chewbacca may I talk to Tracy please?
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Tracy:
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Pete:
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Tracy:
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No! Past Pete is here to kill future Pete!
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Liz:
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It's all right, Tray! Come back!
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Kenneth:
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Yes, ma'am do you have a prescription for (whispering) Mr. Tracy Jordan?
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Liz:
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Okay, come on out of there, buddy.
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Pete:
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Oh, I almost forgot. Jack would like to see you up in his office.
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Liz:
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Ohh, I don't have time for this! Yeah, Jonathan, tell him I've got my hands full with Tracy.
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Jack:
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Liz:
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Jack:
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Well, come on up, and we'll talk about it.
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Kenneth:
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Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.
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