Anna Howard Shaw Day |
Season 4 | Episode: 13 | Scene: Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day | Line: 5
| Pete: |
Hey, Liz. My daughter is selling Valentine cookies for a school fundraiser.
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| Liz: |
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes.
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| Pete: |
Evelyn, this is the lady I was telling you about.
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| Evelyn: |
I like Valentine's Day. Tommy Reticker gave me a card.
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Liz |
Learn from my sexual misadventures, Evelyn. Last Valentine's Day, I watched my boyfriend, Drew's, mother/grandmother die. I met Floyd on Valentine's Day, but he left me for the city of Cleveland. And forget about Dennis. That pervert would always just try to get me drunk. | |
| Pete: |
All right, so zero cookies.
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| Liz: |
No, I'll buy some cookies. But not for Valentine's Day. Instead, these cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to you, Evelyn.
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| Pete: |
Come on.
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| Liz: |
A Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all!
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| Jack: |
Lemon, which one of these ties do you find more attractive?
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