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Tracy:
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Uh, Liz Lemon, I need to talk to you.
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Come over here and check out my corner. No trap.
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Liz:
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Tracy:
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Come over here, I said. In my normal tone of voice.
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Tracy:
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Liz Lemon, recently, I realized that I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries. It's 'cause I don't have a daughter.
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Liz:
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Oh, that's actually sweet.
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Tracy:
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I want a baby girl, Liz Lemon. I mean, having a daughter is like going to the N.B.A. All-Star Weekend. It changes you. It makes you want to take your wife to the doctor.
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Liz:
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Well, I think that's great, Tray.
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Tracy:
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I'm glad you feel that way. Because Angie's on her way up, and I want you to tell her for me.
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Liz:
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Oh, no, I'm not doing that.
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Tracy:
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Oh, yes, you are. Click. I said ''click'' to distract you from the sound of the handcuffs.
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Liz:
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Angie:
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Uh-uh! Why are you handcuffed to the bookshelf I built for my husband?
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Liz:
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Tracy did this to make me tell you that he wants to have a baby girl.
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Tracy:
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Angie:
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Really? Have you lost your mind? I'm not going to raise another child by myself.
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Tracy:
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What are you implying? I'm a very attentive father.
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Angie:
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Oh, please, Tracy. Where were you last week during Tracy Jr.'s birthday party?
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Tracy:
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There was a better kid's birthday party up the street.
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Angie:
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I cannot believe you made me come here for this. Now I won't have enough time to shop for Christmas presents and still get my hair did.
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Tracy:
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Your hair did? You just got your hair did. You have to get your hair did again?
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Angie:
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It needs to be did every week!
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Liz:
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Maybe we could ''undid'' these handcuffs.
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Tracy:
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Angie:
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Tracy:
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You know what? Keep your hair appointment. I'll do the Christmas shopping this year to prove to you I can be reliable and that I can finish everything that I...
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Liz:
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