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Jack:
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I'd like to welcome everyone to this N.B.C. Employee Town Hall Meeting and thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules.
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Tracy:
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Yeah, I'm supposed to be drinking a soda right now.
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Jack:
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A special thanks to those joining us via simulcast, particularly you gentlemen in the Tokyo office. I know it's late there. I don't know why you're wearing girls' pajamas, but I'm sure it's cultural.
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Jack:
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I'm here to address concerns regarding the acquisition of our company by KableTown, with a ''K''.
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Jack:
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This is an exciting time for N.B.C. Not Seinfeld, Friends, E.R. exciting. More like 3D episodes of Merlin exciting. But I believe this is a great opportunity for all of us, because KableTown is a great company. Even if it is from... Philadelphia.
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Liz:
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Jack:
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How did you even get a snowball?
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Liz:
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Philly rules! Cheese steaks, Bobby Clarke, Will Smith! Your town sucks!
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Jack:
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You do not want this argument, Lemon. Boston is the greatest city in the world.
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Liz:
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Jack:
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Boston Tea Party, Boston cream pie, Boston Rob Mariano. Birthplace of Benjamin Franklin.
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Liz:
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Yeah, then he looked around, realized it sucked, and moved to Philadelphia!
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Liz:
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Oh, did you just whip a battery at me?
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Man:
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Mr. Donaghy, I'm sorry. Can we get back to the meeting?
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Jack:
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Of course. My apologies to our friends from the great city of Los Angeles.
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Man:
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Hey, stop laughing. L.A. rules. Michael Bay, freeways, Legoland...
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Jack:
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Before I take your questions, I'd like to say a few words about Don Geiss. The world has lost a giant. He built G.E. into the greatest company on Earth and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe. For those of you wishing to pay your respects, there will be an Episcopal cryogenic freezing service open to all Six Sigma black belts and higher.
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Tracy:
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That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Episcopal.
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Jack:
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Now, the floor is open to questions.
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Jenna:
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I would be remiss if I didn't honor our fallen leader with a song. This is for you, ''Dan Goose.''
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Jenna:
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