Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land |



Season 4 | Episode: 21 | Scene: Captain hook | Line: 59

Mike:  
Oh, this conversation. Uh, no, I'm still single. No one serious since you, actually.
Liz:  
Well, that's good to hear. You know, when we broke up, it was because I felt like I was smarter than you. But that's so judgmental and... and now, I just... Oh, my God!
Mike:  
What? Oh, my hooks. I'm just so comfortable with them that I... Whoops. Oh, not again. That was my last ungashed painting.
Liz:  
How did this happen?
Mike:  
Oh, freak accident. You know I work with Doctors Without Borders. Well, I was helicoptering into Zimbabwe, when I thought I saw somebody that I knew. So I waved from the helicopter, which, it turns out, is a big no-no. And the rotor took my right hand clean off. And it turns out the person I was waving to was not my old football coach.
 
Liz
Liz

Of course not. You were in Zimbabwe.

Mike:  
Well, it looked just like a black version of him.
Liz:  
What about the other hand?
Mike:  
Oh, well, to celebrate my return from Africa, my cousin and I bought a bunch of fireworks.
Liz:  
You know what? This was a bad idea. I should just go.
Mike:  
What, you're too good for me now that I have pirate hook hands?
 
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