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Jack:
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Uh, Lemon, can I have your weakness files on Frank, Toofer and Lutz?
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Liz:
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Floyd's getting married. Maybe on the Today show.
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Jack:
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Jack:
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I mean, B's before H's, but that is low.
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Liz:
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This sucks, Jack. I know that I'm a sour person, and I don't like a lot of people. But I liked Floyd. And I guess, in the back of my mind, I thought we'd end up together someday. That you know, the whole thing would turn out like a movie where Christopher Cross sings a song like...
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Liz:
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♪ All my days I've been waiting for you to come back home In moonlight of New York City ♪
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Jack:
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Lemon, I'm sorry. We all have our romantic pipe dreams. I thought that Nancy would leave her husband for me, and it's not going to happen.
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Jack:
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They're Boston Irish Catholic. They mate for life, like swans. Like drunk, angry swans.
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Floyd:
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Vote for Floyd and Kaitlin! I love this woman!
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Liz:
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Oh, my God. I can hear him on the plaza. Hey, keep it down out there! This isn't Liz! Okay, it's bad enough that he is getting married, but does he have to do it right outside my window? No, he cannot win this contest.
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Jack:
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Lemon, I know you're hurt, and I know that look. But don't even think about revenge. You are not a Silver Panther.
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Liz:
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What are you talking about?
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Jack:
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Just stick to the high road. The low road is a slippery slope.
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Liz:
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I know, Jack. Believe me.
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Liz:
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It's like, on T.V., it used to be you couldn't say ''crap''. Then, they let that slide, an now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag, asswipe...
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Jack:
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Liz:
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Exactly. So I'm simply going to ask Floyd as a friend and former intercourse companion to do me the favor of not getting married right outside my window. I'm going to meet him tomorrow night at McShanley's for dinner.
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Jack:
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McShanley's? The place where you got food poisoning from the fish three times?
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Liz:
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Jack:
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So are you sure you're not planning to get Floyd sick and sabotage his chance of winning?
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Liz:
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What? No. Jack, that never even occurred to me.
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Jack:
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Then you will never be a Silver Panther.
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Liz:
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I don't care! I'll start my own group! Rejection from society is what created the X-Men.
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