Floyd |



Season 4 | Episode: 16 | Scene: The silver panther is formed | Line: 51

Floyd:  
Okay. Perfect. Uh, I've got to run, call me.
Liz:  
Ciao. Ugh.
Danny:  
I don't know how this happened, Jack, but it's bad. I think I really screwed up.
Jack:  
With a female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
Danny:  
No, I did an interview for The New York Times, and they printed all of this stuff that I didn't say.
 
Jack
Jack

Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website, dickviews.com.


Danny:  
I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle... or that Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair to use as a hair farm. And I never called Tracy clean and articulate. Why would I? He's not. This stuff is in the newspaper, Jack. Everyone's going to see it.
Jack:  
No, they're not. It's a hoax.
Danny:  
What?
Jack:  
The New York Times doesn't have a staff writer named Seymour Nips. You've been pranked by the Nerds.
Jack:  
My guess is this is the work of Frank, uh... the black one, and... Lutz.

 
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