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Liz:
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Love is patient, Love is weird, and sometimes gross. Love is elusive. And you have found it. So treasure it. To Grizz and Feyonce.
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Tracy:
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On behalf of Grizz and Feyonce, I'd like to thank Jack Donaghy for letting us have this reception here after the other location couldn't support the weight of Grizz's extended family.
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Tracy:
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Now let's make like an Arnold Palmer and party.
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Liz:
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Naturally, I blew it. Now, I'm alone in a dashiki. I wonder what that Somali pirate's deal is? I could live on a boat.
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Jenna:
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I don't even know where Paul went. I guess he made his choice.
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Liz:
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You know what? Forget men. We've got each other.
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Jenna:
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Liz:
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No, I meant, like, a book club or something, jeez.
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Jenna:
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Right, sisterhood. That's something we can count on. I'll never... is that Paul?
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Jenna:
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You have a lot of taped-up balls to come here dressed like that.
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Jenna:
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Paul:
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If this is going to work, Jenna, it can't just be all about you.
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Jenna:
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Paul:
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No buts. I'm the man here, and you're going to respect me.
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Jenna:
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Jack:
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Lemon, you know that's a young boy's puberty dashiki.
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Liz:
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Wrong, Jack, it's a warlord's concubine dashiki.
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Liz:
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Avery, you're here. I'm not surprised. Why should I be?
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Avery:
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Liz:
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Also not shocking me. Reacting appropriately.
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Jack:
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Lemon, I think your pilot friend is looking for you.
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Liz:
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So? I thought he was gone forever. I guess I should go talk to him.
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Liz:
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Carol, what are you doing here? How did you get past security?
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Carol:
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If you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform, you can go pretty much anywhere. I've been upstairs at the White House while the Obamas were sleeping.
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Liz:
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I thought you had a flight.
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Carol:
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Yeah, I do. But those dirtbags can wait on the runway a couple more hours.
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Liz:
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Carol:
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Look, I'm 39 years old. I'm single. And, lately, I've been thinking there's a reason for that. I keep expecting people to be perfect. But nobody's perfect.
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Liz:
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Carol:
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So if the worst thing about you is that you give crazy speeches to fiances and maybe have some kind of foot thing...
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Liz:
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That was a joke, I have medicine for it.
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Carol:
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Why don't we give this a shot? As long as you're not Jewish. I'm totally kidding.
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Liz:
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Yes, let's do this. And honestly, Carol, I am a very normal person. Not a good time, guys.
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Jenna:
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Liz... Cher, me, Paul, and I want to thank you for being a part of our lives.
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Paul:
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And for encouraging us to be like this.
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Carol:
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I can't believe I'm meeting one and a half Jenna Maroneys right now.
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Jenna:
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Carol:
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Paul:
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Carol, that's a girl's name.
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Carol:
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Kenneth:
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Hey, everybody. I got fired today. You won't have Kenneth Ellen Parcell to kick around anymore. So I want to tell you people what I really think of you.
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Tracy:
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Kenneth:
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No, no! For four long years, I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast Media Elite problems. Your apartment renovations and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia.
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Carol:
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That doorman is hammered.
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Kenneth:
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I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas. And I have loved it. You people... You are my best friends. And I hope you get everything you want in life.
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Jack:
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Kenneth:
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Carol:
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That was actually really sweet.
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Kenneth:
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I'll see you all in heaven! Have a wonderful summer.
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Choir:
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♪ Joyful, joyful, you better be joyful ♪ ♪ Joy every day, oh, every day ♪ ♪ [Scatting] ♪ ♪ Open, open that door to heaven ♪ ♪ Heaven ♪ ♪ Oh, happy day ♪ ♪ Oh, Lord, bring me out of darkness ♪ ♪ The shadows have faded away ♪ ♪ We all will go up to heaven ♪ ♪ Oh, happy day ♪ ♪ Happy day ♪
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