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Frank:
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'If your man collects action figures, that's a Dealbreaker''?
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Liz:
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Frank:
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Last weekend, I picked up this girl after practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park.
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Liz:
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Frank:
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I took her back to my house on the handlebars of my bike.
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Liz:
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Frank:
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Snuck her inside past my mom. She's sees my mint condition Hellboy figurine and starts quoting your dumb book!
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Lutz:
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Yeah. Also, my girlfriend is mad. In Canada.
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Liz:
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Kenneth:
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Miss Lemon, would it be all right if I only worked 20 hours today? I'm volunteering at an animal shelter later on.
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Liz:
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Oh, of course. I didn't know you did volunteer work.
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Kenneth:
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Oh, yes, I also help out at the Pants for Zoo Animals Program and Big Brother.
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Liz:
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Really, I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
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Kenneth:
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Oh, no, this Big Brother isn't affiliated with the mentoring program. It's an organization that secretly watches people and makes sure they are behaving properly.
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Liz:
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Jenna:
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Liz? I don't know if you saw the crawl on the T.V. Guide Channel, but I have agreed to star in a sexy, supernatural thriller in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.
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Liz:
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Oh, that's good. Vampire movies are hot right now.
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Jenna:
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This is actually a werewolf picture that, for tax reasons, is shooting in Iceland. I play a moon scientist who's trying to get to the bottom of things and who- spoiler alert- may herself be a werewolf. we start shooting tonight.
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Liz:
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Jenna:
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Liz:
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You can't leave. You have rehearsal tomorrow.
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Jenna:
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Oh, well, why don't you get the new cast member to cover for me?
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Liz:
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wow, okay. Look, I know that you're mad about Jack's decision to bring in another actor, and you want to punish me.
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Jenna:
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Punish you? Please, Liz, I've just always wanted to shoot a student werewolf movie in Iceland where I'm filling in last minute for Victoria Beckham.
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Liz:
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we could sit down and talk about this like adults.
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Tracy:
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Liz Lemon... you booger face! I'm going to kill you with a bazooka!
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Jenna:
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Tracy:
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I bought my wife that dumb book of yours. And the more Angie reads it, the madder she gets at me.
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Liz:
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well, maybe that's on you, Tray.
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Tracy:
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No, It's off me! A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory. It's on you, Liz Lemon. And you will be punished.
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