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Liz:
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Hey, Jenna, if I'm expecting about 20 people tonight, how much ice should I get?
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Jenna:
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Oh, you don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of O.D.s in the porn community. Oh, you mean frozen water? Well, I don't know.
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Liz:
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I just, uh, don't want to forget anything.
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Jenna:
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Don't worry. No one's expecting a lot.
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Liz:
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No, tonight is going to be different. There's going to be booze and a karaoke machine and that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs.
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Announcer:
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Jenna Maroney to the floor.
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Jenna:
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Liz:
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Jack:
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Lemon, you know... Subhas, the current first shift janitor?
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Liz:
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Jack:
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According to the janitor community... you call him frequently regarding home toilet situations.
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Liz:
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No, it's not that, we're dating.
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Jack:
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Lemon, please. Look, I just need his phone number.
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Liz:
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Wait, what does this... have to do with Avery and Nancy?
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Jack:
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That is taking a backseat... to this janitor situation right now. I need Subhas to step down.
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Liz:
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But Subhas does a great job.
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Jack:
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Look, five years ago, I promised Khonani the earlier shift.
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Liz:
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Why would you ever promise that?
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Jack:
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Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life... no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
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Liz:
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Are you sure that you're not just using this... as an excuse to avoid your real problem?
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Jack:
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Lemon, this is a janitor emergency. I need that phone number.
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Liz:
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Okay, let me find it. Subhas... Scrolling...
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Jack:
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I know you know it by heart.
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Liz:
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Jack:
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All right, Khonani. If I've learned anything from recent experience, it's that we have to handle this next step with Subhas very delicately.
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Khonani:
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Oh, don't worry, Subhas will want to leave, spend time on his hobbies. He collects classic car... cardboard. Classic cardboard.
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