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Liz:
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Talk to me, what's this? Is this a store Jack likes?
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Jonathan:
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Unbelievable. Do you really think you belong on Mr.Donaghy's personal gift list?
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Liz:
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Jonathan:
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He's the best gift giver in the world. I tried once. I bought him a $95 bottle of olive oil. In return, he got my sister out of a North Korean jail.
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Liz:
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Jonathan:
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You will never match him. And I'll be here next year to take you off of that list. Even if I get into law school, I won't go.
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Liz:
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Jack:
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Jonathan, would you... Oh, Lemon. Come in here for a minute. I want you to meet my old friend, Nancy Donovan.
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Nancy Donovan:
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That's my maiden name. I keep telling you. Things have changed.
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Nancy Donovan:
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You know, your hair... It's like a shag carpet. I want to sit on it and play a board game.
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Nancy Donovan:
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Liz:
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Nice to meet you. Is your family here?
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Nancy Donovan:
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Uh, just the boys. My husband couldn't make it.
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Jack:
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Husband couldn't make it.
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Nancy Donovan:
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Oh, I brought something to show you. It's, uh... It's goofy. I know.
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Jack:
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Oh, my goodness. ''Hey, Beantown''. ''Hey, Beantown'' was the school musical Nancy and I were in.
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Liz:
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I thought you had stage fright.
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Nancy Donovan:
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♪ Hey, Beantown The Puritans found you ♪ Hey, Beantown ♪ Water surrounds you So let's watch the Sox play ball Play ball! Hey, Beantown, you've got it all ♪ Whoo!
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Liz:
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Yeah, I did plays in high school too. I was John Proctor in ''The Crucible''.
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Nancy Donovan:
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Oh, you went to an all girls' school?
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Liz:
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Nancy Donovan:
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Jack played Paul Revere. And we were all jealous of Lisa Alberson 'cause she got to play his horse. Bless her heart. She had a hypoactive thyroid. Do you remember the time she cannonballed into Mel and Deschette's above-ground pool and tore the lining?
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Jack:
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And floated out into the street!
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Nancy Donovan:
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Liz:
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I have never heard you laugh like that before!
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Nancy Donovan:
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That's how he laughs when he's really crackin' up.
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Liz:
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What, have you been faking it with me for the last three years? What are you, Hugh Hefner's twin girlfriends?
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Liz:
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Nancy Donovan:
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Jack:
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She still owes me $10. That's true.
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Nancy Donovan:
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Yeah, he was always a thief, that guy
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Jack:
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