Stone Mountain |
Season 4 | Episode: 3 | Scene: Jack Tells Liz about Pumpkin | Line: 153
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Very small town.
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| Jack: |
Morning, Lemon. I brought you a ginger ale.
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| Liz: |
''Schwupps Ginny Pale''? This place is the worst.
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| Jack: |
Don't worry, we're leaving. Our work here is done.
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| TV: |
Entertainment news: Local funnyman and sub shop owner, Rick Wayne, has been hired by a Catholic to appear on T.G.S. with a black fellow.
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Liz |
What? | |
| Jack: |
Hear me out. We're hiring Rick Wayne and Pumpkin. It's a ventriloquist act.
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| Liz: |
Oh, I'm too sick...
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| Jack: |
See, you think you're not this prejudiced, arrogant New Yorker, but you are. Because in your mind, a Southern ventriloquist act can't be funny. But you know who does think it's funny? These people. These wonderful, folksy, simple...
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| Liz: |
Stop calling them simple. You know what? You're the prejudiced one. Sure, some of these people are simple. But some of them are smart. Like Matlock. Or wholesome. Like Elly Mae Clampett. And some of them are skeevy dirtbags, like the Dukes of Hazzard, driving around like maniacs. Children use those roads. My point is Americans are the same everywhere. In that we are all different.
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| Jack: |
You're wrong, Lemon. These people are better, purer. Do you know what I did this morning? I assisted in the birth of a foal. They named it Jack. And it was delicious. I know what I'm doing here, Lemon. We're hiring Rick and Pumpkin.
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