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Season 5 | Episode: 8 | Scene: Success In Absentia | Line: 83

Jack:  
Lemon, can you make sense of this? [hands her paper]
Liz:  
Well, on some level, yeah, that's a four, that's a nine...
Jack:  
Something's wrong here, Lemon. According to these numbers the Microwave Division had their best quarter in five years.
Liz:  
So?
Jack:  
So they did it without me.
 
Liz
Liz

No they didn't. I mean, you're still the head of that division. You hired everyone there. If they succeeded it's BECAUSE of you.


Jack:  
Lemon, that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz:  
Really? What about three years ago when I said there should be more TV shows about cake?
Jack:  
I'll drive out to R&D in Stanford, congratulate my team, make sure everyone remembers who got them there. They'll probably give me a crystal plaque and I in turn will reward one of them with, uh... name remembrance. Lemon, why does your crew look drunk?
Liz:  
I won a thousand dollars and I gave them all a bar tab and they got drunk at lunch and now they like me.
Jack:  
Oh Lemon, please. Money can't buy happiness. It IS happiness.

 
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