TGS Hates Women | - Episode. Explained.
Season 5 | Episode: 16 | Scene: Jack's New Rival | Line: 18
| Jenna: |
[in TGS skit at podium] [caption: Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, G-SPAN] I'll now take questions. Oh no. My period. Let's nuke England!
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| Liz: |
That is an ironic re-appropriation. Kch. I don't know anymore. This started as a show for women, starring women. At the very least we should be elevating the way women are perceived in society. Augh my period! You're all fired! [falls to the floor]
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| Liz: |
Jack, do you think I hate women?
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| Jack: |
Absolutely. But it's not your fault. You are genetically predisposed to compete against other women for the attention of strong powerful men like myself or others very similar to me. For example Hercules, the Highlander, or uh, God.
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| Liz: |
I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
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Jack |
Female jealousy is an evolutionary fact, Lemon. If you try to breed it out of them you end up with a lesbian with hip dysplasia. | |
| Liz: |
You're wrong. I support women. I'm like a human bra. Which is why I want to hire a young comic named Abby Flynn to come on as a guest writer.
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| Jack: |
Uh no. You are not budgeted-
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| Liz: |
[hands Jack photo of Abby]
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| Jack: |
She's got good energy. Hire her immediately.
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| Liz: |
See? I'm not threatened by the fact that men are attracted to her.
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