The Tuxedo Begins |



Season 6 | Episode: 8 | Scene: Change New York | Line: 32

Tracy:  
I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art! Begin 'Snow Dogs' phase!
Jack:  
There was a lot of traffic and I was attacked in a construction tunnel. Anyway, this spreadsheet is the current schedule--
Liz:  
Wait, you got mugged? Oh, I shouldn't hug you, I'm sick. This lamp is you. Ow, hot!
Tracy:  
That sucks JD. I got mugged all the time growing up in the Bronx.
Liz:  
OK, I got in trouble the last time I said this, but maybe you were asking for it, dressed like that.
 
Jack
Jack

I wasn't wearing a tuxedo at the time, Lemon. The mugger took my cufflinks; all I have here are tuxedo cufflinks and I'm not about to wear them with a suit … I'd look like an idiot.

Tracy:  
Give me the bad news. How black was this dude, on a scale from Lisa Bonet to Dotcom?
Jack:  
This is the thing's that bothering me. My assailant was a middle-aged white man, wearing a button-down shirt and Dockers. Dockers! Not some drug addict or gang afficiando. His knife was from Eddie Bauer!
Tracy:  
Oh my god! That means … Please interrupt me.
Jack:  
This is a sign. The lower classes are getting cranky about how the rich are earning all of their money away from them. Can't they see this is in their best interest? How could we pay their salaries without using their money? We're on the verge of a class war.
Liz:  
There is no class war! You getting mugged just proves what I said to you on the phone: New York is a selfish filth monster and, eventually, it gets all of us. It's Ghostbusters 2 all over again.
 
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