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Dr. Snew:
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Each of you is here because you were insensitive to a coworker. Ok? You might have used one of the words I call the “uh oh” words. Such as slut, ho, bitch, bee-yatch, queer burger, fag-o-tron, gay bird. The word for black in any language. Nero, noir, schwartz, negro, kanjan sec. Hmm? So what else? What else can we not call each other?
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Man:
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How about Sweaty Grease ball?
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Dr. Snew:
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Ooh, very good. That’s highly offensive.
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Man:
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Dr. Snew:
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I guess if you say it like that.
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Tracy:
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Sneaky Taiwanese Trannie who stole my watch.
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Dr. Snew:
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Yes! These words are terrible, but today, we are going to learn to communicate in a diffrent way. And I would like to start... with Tracy and James. Guys? Now I understand that the two of you got into a big, old conflict yesterday. And... let's work this out. Tracy, what did you really want to say to James?
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Tracy:
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I'm trying to tell him he's my brother. We're the only two blacks on the show. We have to figure out a way to work together. Like Professor Martin Luther King said, “I have a feeling.”
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Toofer:
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It is Doctor Martin Luther King, and he did not have a feeling, he had a dream.
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Tracy:
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Ah, dude wears khakis. Uncle Tom party of one! Uncle Tom party of one!
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Toofer:
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You can't call someone that if you' ve never read the the book!
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Man:
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Tracy:
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You know what I think? I think you're ashamed of being black, and you're an embarrassment to your community.
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Toofer:
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I embarrass you? You embarrass me, and do you know why? Because there are racist people in this world, and when they see you act like a fool, they assume we're all fools.
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Tracy:
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That's it! This is it! This is the sketch we should do!
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Toofer:
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Tracy:
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Right here, you and me! This is deep stuff going on! We got to write this!
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Toofer:
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Tracy:
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Dr. Snew, thank you very much!
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Dr. Snew:
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Okay, okay, okay! that's really against the rules.
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