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Jack:
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Thank you for setting all this up, Lemon. Grizz, Dotcom, thank you for pretending to be bouncers.
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Dotcom:
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Maybe someday, we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.
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Jack:
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Jon. Thank you for coming.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Oh, no problem, Jack. What do you need? Arena rock anthem, power ballad?
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Jack:
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Actually, I have a date, uh, coming by. So if you can come over at some point and say hello, that would really impress her.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Oh, sure. That sounds like an appropriate use of my time and talent.
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Cerie:
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Liz, the doctor's office faxed this to you earlier. Hey, when are you going to set up that cool V.I.P. lounge?
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Liz:
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You shouldn't sign anything without reading it first. I made that mistake once, and I ended up N.B.C.'s Artist-in-Residence.
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Liz:
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Give me it. I have an honorary degree from Monmouth University.
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Liz:
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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''I, the undersigned, henceforth known as 'The Alone' ''hereby state that on February 14th, ''I have absolutely no one in my life.'' You're alone on Valentine's Day?
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Liz:
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Well, it's not about a date. I just don't have a ride home from the doctor's office.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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But isn't that the same thing? I mean, isn't it about having somebody out there?
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Liz:
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Yeah, I get it, Bon Jovi. It's already been explained to me.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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''I, 'The Alone', otherwise known as 'Jane Sadwoman' ''release Dr. Kaplan's office of all legal responsibilities. ''Will likely die alone, eaten by house cats.'' Boy, this seems like a lot of unnecessary...
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Liz:
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Forget it, I am not signing this. I reject the idea that there is some stigma to being alone.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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All right, then what's the plan if you don't sign the release?
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Liz:
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I just tell them that my boyfriend is going to pick me up. And then, after the surgery, I'll make a run for it.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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So you're going to invent a boyfriend on Valentine's Day? That is the lamest thing I've heard since this.
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Tracy:
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I'm Tyke Myson, baby boxer.
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Liz:
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Hey, Jack. Who's this lovely?
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Jack:
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Uh, excuse me, Bon Jovi. I'm in the middle of a conversation here.
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Jack:
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Jon Bon Jovi:
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Avery:
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Wow, that was a lot better than your little conference call move.
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Jack:
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Can I get you a drink, Avery?
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Avery:
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Or we could just get out of here.
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Jack:
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