Josh's Top 10 Quotes
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1 | Josh | Liz you should of seen this guy at the club last night.(imitating Tracy) "Everybody at this party is a Jedi!" "We must get our freak on while our fruit is a plentiful" |
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2 | Josh | Which advertisers? Could I get free ChocoStix? |
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3 | Josh | You got slammed, girl. |
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4 | Josh | Well then yeah! Genius! Get me a new salad. Or get me a time machine so I can go back in time and smack your mom for smoking crack while she's pregnant. Too much? |
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5 | Josh | When Gayberham Lincoln gets hit in the crotch, can I go cross-eyed? |
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6 | Josh | That weird security guard Tony let me in. I also looked on Liz's computer. Her last two Google searches were for singles yoga and scalp pain. |
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7 | Josh | You know what? I've had it with this place. I don't need this this show, because I could get a job tomorrow in the Air Force! I quit! |
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8 | Josh | Check it out. Yo' mama is so stupid, she thinks an iMac, is a new hamburger at McDonald's. |
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9 | Josh | Four score and seven beers ago. |
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10 | Josh | I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right? |