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Frank
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Have you ever noticed when you eat alot of cheese...
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2
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Frank
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Well, how many can I keep?
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3
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Frank
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Tootsie.
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4
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Frank
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Man, This is amazing. Oh hey Jack.
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5
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Frank
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He's awesome. You can't read his thoughts cause' he doesn't have any.
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Frank
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Oh, yeah, it’s special kind of GI Joe.
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7
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Frank
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Fart Nuggets.
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8
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Frank
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Hey so, Jenna told us you're looking for a baby daddy?
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9
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Frank
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No, not interested.
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10
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Frank
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According to wikipedia you were discovered after doing stand-up at the Apollo in 1984.
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11
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Frank
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Oh, it’s when a bunch of rats are crammed into a tiny space and their tails get all tangled up and they can’t even pull apart.
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12
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Frank
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Yeah, like Conan should be afraid different.
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13
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Frank
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Okay, round two. Josh your up. What do you got?
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14
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Frank
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Ok, Not bad.
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15
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Frank
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Hey. what's up? Did you just come from a Suzanne Summers look a like contest?
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Frank
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Yeah, I'm happy becuase that's the first time you've ever done somthing like a real person. It's pretty cool.
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Frank
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Yeah, at first I hated it. and then I liked it. and then I hated it again, and then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.
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18
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Frank
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In season 5 when Delta was really packing it on... glorious.
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Frank
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Mouth Hooker?
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Frank
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He’s totally right.
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Frank
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So. Carol. Did you ever join the mile high club?
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Frank
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You ever kill anyone?
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Frank
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-- be with the person you love forever, but you always have to wear a shirt made out of their pubes, or be alone for the rest of your life, but you get to wear whatever you want.
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Frank
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It means "The Badger" in Spanish. I'm not sure who did it.
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Frank
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[flashback] Hey, looking good, Liz.
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Frank
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Ha! Stay in the corner.
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27
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Frank
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[types words in pronouncify.com]
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Frank
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Hang on. Who's James?
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Frank
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The Boob Job Recall Center?
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30
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Frank
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Twig and Plums.
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Frank
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Great, you just ruined a really boss take.
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Frank
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[from recording] Castles fall into the sand, could this really be God's plan, or is it never too late, it's never too late for now!
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Frank
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Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
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Frank
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Thanks, Liz. Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.
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Frank
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All right. But if doing this restores my sex drive, the plus-sized ladies in the mail room have you to blame.
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Frank
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That's right. We are sick of the long hours, the crappy food, sharing offices with the one black guy in New York who sucks.
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Frank
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Never! Lutz, truffle-shuffle him!
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Frank
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Okay. Word is this Abby Flynn thing is really happening.
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Frank
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Last weekend, I picked up this girl after practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park.
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Frank
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Oh, I- I wonder why I'm suck? What could have happened to me when I was fourteen to make me never want to grow up?!
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Frank
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Skeletor's not my favourite. You are.
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Frank
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If you want to save this dumb show you gotta get the fans involved. You know, like sometimes people mail stuff to networks to show how passionate they are. They sent light bulbs to save Friday Night Lights, hot sauce to save Roswell, and douche bags to save Entourage.
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Frank
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Hey, Liz. We're playing the Today show drinking game. You do a shot every time they give a dumb travel tip.
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Frank
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The whole thing was so confusing, I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of ''Over 60 Vixens''.
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Frank
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I totally would do Secret Santa, but I don't believe in Christmas because I'm a Verdukian.
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Frank
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And we always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen. So good Merlinpeen to you, Kenneth.
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Frank
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Awesome. A cool person in charge for once. My first act as leader? I'm telling them to take down the internet firewall. We can surf porn again.
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Frank
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I can't. I've got to proof all these sketches, figure out the rundown, then meet with props in 10 minutes!
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Frank
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Very funny. I'm not Liz. Ooh, ham. Mmm.
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50
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Frank
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Guys, Standards is saying no the Rubik's Pube thing. What?
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Frank
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What? Shut up. You've just never seen my reading glasses before, which I have to wear to read your dumb sketches. And I lost my hat after I threw it at a bus that wouldn't stop for me even though the guy could see me running.
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Frank
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This is a bag for all the scripts I now have to carry. And I'm wearing a sweater because the studio's cold.
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Frank
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You know what? I don't have to explain myself. You dummies have no idea what it's like to be in charge. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office, trying to have it all. What is happening to me?
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Frank
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Muah!
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Frank
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Ha! I beat you! We're getting lunch from Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea!
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Frank
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The Rule of Threes. Celebrities always die in groups of three. You'd better be careful, Tray.
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Frank
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God, it's bad enough having Jenna hang out here. Now she's bringing her friends? How can a dude in a midriff top dominate me like that?
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Frank
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Stop, stop filling Jenna's wigs with raw shrimp!
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Frank
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Fine, we're cowabunga.
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Frank
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No, I see you. I'm killing myself. Respawn.
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Frank
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Wait, how long have we been here?
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Frank
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I didn't know anyone was here.
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Frank
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Some of them are sun tea. And some of them were sun tea.
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