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Frank
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Awesome. A cool person in charge for once. My first act as leader? I'm telling them to take down the internet firewall. We can surf porn again.
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2
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Frank
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All right. But if doing this restores my sex drive, the plus-sized ladies in the mail room have you to blame.
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3
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Frank
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He's awesome. You can't read his thoughts cause' he doesn't have any.
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4
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Frank
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God, it's bad enough having Jenna hang out here. Now she's bringing her friends? How can a dude in a midriff top dominate me like that?
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5
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Frank
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What? Shut up. You've just never seen my reading glasses before, which I have to wear to read your dumb sketches. And I lost my hat after I threw it at a bus that wouldn't stop for me even though the guy could see me running.
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6
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Frank
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The Rule of Threes. Celebrities always die in groups of three. You'd better be careful, Tray.
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Frank
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You know what? I don't have to explain myself. You dummies have no idea what it's like to be in charge. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office, trying to have it all. What is happening to me?
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8
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Frank
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Very funny. I'm not Liz. Ooh, ham. Mmm.
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9
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Frank
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Last weekend, I picked up this girl after practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park.
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10
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Frank
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[from recording] Castles fall into the sand, could this really be God's plan, or is it never too late, it's never too late for now!
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11
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Frank
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The Boob Job Recall Center?
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12
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Frank
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-- be with the person you love forever, but you always have to wear a shirt made out of their pubes, or be alone for the rest of your life, but you get to wear whatever you want.
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13
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Frank
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Wait, how long have we been here?
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14
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Frank
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If you want to save this dumb show you gotta get the fans involved. You know, like sometimes people mail stuff to networks to show how passionate they are. They sent light bulbs to save Friday Night Lights, hot sauce to save Roswell, and douche bags to save Entourage.
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15
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Frank
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Great, you just ruined a really boss take.
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16
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Frank
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You ever kill anyone?
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Frank
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Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
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Frank
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Ok, Not bad.
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Frank
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Fine, we're cowabunga.
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20
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Frank
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This is a bag for all the scripts I now have to carry. And I'm wearing a sweater because the studio's cold.
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21
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Frank
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That's right. We are sick of the long hours, the crappy food, sharing offices with the one black guy in New York who sucks.
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22
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Frank
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Oh, it’s when a bunch of rats are crammed into a tiny space and their tails get all tangled up and they can’t even pull apart.
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23
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Frank
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Some of them are sun tea. And some of them were sun tea.
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Frank
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I didn't know anyone was here.
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25
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Frank
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Muah!
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26
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Frank
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And we always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen. So good Merlinpeen to you, Kenneth.
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Frank
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I totally would do Secret Santa, but I don't believe in Christmas because I'm a Verdukian.
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Frank
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Thanks, Liz. Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.
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Frank
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Twig and Plums.
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30
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Frank
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Mouth Hooker?
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Frank
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According to wikipedia you were discovered after doing stand-up at the Apollo in 1984.
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32
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Frank
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Fart Nuggets.
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33
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Frank
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Never! Lutz, truffle-shuffle him!
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34
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Frank
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Stop, stop filling Jenna's wigs with raw shrimp!
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35
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Frank
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Yeah, I'm happy becuase that's the first time you've ever done somthing like a real person. It's pretty cool.
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Frank
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Hey, Liz. We're playing the Today show drinking game. You do a shot every time they give a dumb travel tip.
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37
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Frank
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Okay, round two. Josh your up. What do you got?
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Frank
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I can't. I've got to proof all these sketches, figure out the rundown, then meet with props in 10 minutes!
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Frank
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Skeletor's not my favourite. You are.
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40
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Frank
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[flashback] Hey, looking good, Liz.
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41
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Frank
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Tootsie.
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42
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Frank
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No, I see you. I'm killing myself. Respawn.
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Frank
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Oh, I- I wonder why I'm suck? What could have happened to me when I was fourteen to make me never want to grow up?!
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Frank
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It means "The Badger" in Spanish. I'm not sure who did it.
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45
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Frank
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Oh, yeah, it’s special kind of GI Joe.
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46
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Frank
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Guys, Standards is saying no the Rubik's Pube thing. What?
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47
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Frank
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Ha! I beat you! We're getting lunch from Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea! Ikea!
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Frank
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In season 5 when Delta was really packing it on... glorious.
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49
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Frank
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The whole thing was so confusing, I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of ''Over 60 Vixens''.
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50
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Frank
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Okay. Word is this Abby Flynn thing is really happening.
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51
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Frank
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Ha! Stay in the corner.
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52
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Frank
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So. Carol. Did you ever join the mile high club?
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53
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Frank
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Hang on. Who's James?
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54
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Frank
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[types words in pronouncify.com]
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55
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Frank
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He’s totally right.
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56
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Frank
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Yeah, at first I hated it. and then I liked it. and then I hated it again, and then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.
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57
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Frank
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Hey. what's up? Did you just come from a Suzanne Summers look a like contest?
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58
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Frank
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Yeah, like Conan should be afraid different.
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59
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Frank
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No, not interested.
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Frank
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Hey so, Jenna told us you're looking for a baby daddy?
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Frank
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Man, This is amazing. Oh hey Jack.
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Frank
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Well, how many can I keep?
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Frank
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Have you ever noticed when you eat alot of cheese...
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