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Cerie
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She changed her status from ''Working On It'' to ''Weirdsies''.
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Cerie
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Yeah.
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3
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Cerie
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Uh, Jack?
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4
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Cerie
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Okay, Christmas gifts. Uh, Pete?
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5
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Cerie
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I don't know. How long does it take to see something? I mean, light travels at 186,000 miles per second, so-
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6
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Cerie
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I guess. We both want to have babies while it's still cool. I already have all the names picked out. If it's a girl. Bookcase, or Sandstorm, or maybe Hat, but that's more of a boys name.
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7
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Cerie
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Is that a real song?
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8
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Cerie
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What’s a rat king?
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9
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Cerie
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That's the year my mom was born.
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10
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Cerie
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I'll check her Face-Vault to see her previous ''Bing-Bings.''
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11
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Cerie
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Absolutely. You guys remind me of that bantering couple in that old movie. Um... Meet the Parents.
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12
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Cerie
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Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. It's just that the schedule's really filling up now that Aris is finally getting over his Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, that reminds me. You guys may have to walk down the aisle with some pirates.
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13
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Cerie
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You guys, I am so excited, I already put on my costume. Get it? I'm an Italian senator.
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14
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Cerie
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Usually, designers just make clothes for me. But when I do buy stuff, I'm a child's medium.
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15
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Cerie
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Liz, check out my wedding dress.
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16
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Cerie
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Zing leg tubes, Liz.
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17
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Cerie
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Oh, I think I already knew that.
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18
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Cerie
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Anyway, my mom said that if you guys are going to throw me a work party, it has to be this week.
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19
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Cerie
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Hey, Liz, can I talk to you and Jenna in the office where everyone clips their toenails?
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20
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Cerie
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I only date guys who drink Snapple.
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21
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Cerie
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Oh, because you have, like, one of those body image things?
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22
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Cerie
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You're so weird, Tell Liz I left, okay? oh, and if you want to tell those guys upstairs that we made out, it's all right with me.
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23
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Cerie
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Cause sometimes you have like food stains on your shirt and stuff. I just assumed that it was kids.
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24
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Cerie
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Aw, she'll love that.
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25
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Cerie
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Your hair is looking less weird.
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26
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Cerie
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Ohh. Now l have my ''something old.''
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