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Cerie
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"The Girlie Show." Hold on, I'll connect you.
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2
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Cerie
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Liz, they want you and Pete on the 50th floor.
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3
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Cerie
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Is that a real song?
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4
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Cerie
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Oh, because you have, like, one of those body image things?
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5
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Cerie
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Cause sometimes you have like food stains on your shirt and stuff. I just assumed that it was kids.
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6
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Cerie
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I guess. We both want to have babies while it's still cool. I already have all the names picked out. If it's a girl. Bookcase, or Sandstorm, or maybe Hat, but that's more of a boys name.
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7
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Cerie
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Liz, check out my wedding dress.
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8
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Cerie
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I only date guys who drink Snapple.
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9
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Cerie
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What’s a rat king?
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10
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Cerie
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You're so weird, Tell Liz I left, okay? oh, and if you want to tell those guys upstairs that we made out, it's all right with me.
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11
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Cerie
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Ohh. Now l have my ''something old.''
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12
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Cerie
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Zing leg tubes, Liz.
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13
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Cerie
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Hey, Liz, can I talk to you and Jenna in the office where everyone clips their toenails?
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14
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Cerie
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Anyway, my mom said that if you guys are going to throw me a work party, it has to be this week.
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15
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Cerie
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Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. It's just that the schedule's really filling up now that Aris is finally getting over his Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, that reminds me. You guys may have to walk down the aisle with some pirates.
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16
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Cerie
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Usually, designers just make clothes for me. But when I do buy stuff, I'm a child's medium.
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17
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Cerie
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I don't know. How long does it take to see something? I mean, light travels at 186,000 miles per second, so-
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18
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Cerie
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Your hair is looking less weird.
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19
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Cerie
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Okay, Christmas gifts. Uh, Pete?
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20
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Cerie
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Aw, she'll love that.
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21
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Cerie
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Uh, Jack?
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22
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Cerie
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Yeah.
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23
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Cerie
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Absolutely. You guys remind me of that bantering couple in that old movie. Um... Meet the Parents.
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24
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Cerie
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That's the year my mom was born.
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25
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Cerie
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I'll check her Face-Vault to see her previous ''Bing-Bings.''
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26
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Cerie
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She changed her status from ''Working On It'' to ''Weirdsies''.
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27
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Cerie
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Oh, I think I already knew that.
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Cerie
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You guys, I am so excited, I already put on my costume. Get it? I'm an Italian senator.
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