Dotcom's Top 10 Quotes

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1 Dotcom Well, this copy shop is on the corner of 157th Street and Lieutenant Uhura Avenue.
2 Dotcom Since he got nominated for an Oscar. Then once he wins it's on to the next level, which I am not looking forward to. That island he wants to buy is filled with scorpions.
3 Dotcom You had to sign your crime, didn't you?
4 Dotcom Maybe someday, we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.
5 Dotcom [subtitle: Dotcom, Grizz's Best Friend] I'm sick of being disrespected by that man! Sick of it!
6 Dotcom You think we don't walk him back? Do you know how much our cobra payments are? And he's the only one who knows the combination to the candy safe.
7 Dotcom That's ironic cuz next week's topic is fascism.
8 Dotcom I'm going to be coming by all the time, getting jealous, taking things out of context. That dude, Brian, would be happier moving out!
9 Dotcom I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995!
10 Dotcom Well I’m sorry but you don't really need presents, you already have everything. I mean, you just bought Kareem Abdul Jabbar's bones and he's not even dead!