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Josh
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Liz you should of seen this guy at the club last night.(imitating Tracy) "Everybody at this party is a Jedi!" "We must get our freak on while our fruit is a plentiful"
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Josh
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That weird security guard Tony let me in. I also looked on Liz's computer. Her last two Google searches were for singles yoga and scalp pain.
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Josh
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Four score and seven beers ago.
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Josh
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When Gayberham Lincoln gets hit in the crotch, can I go cross-eyed?
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Josh
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I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right?
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Josh
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Well then yeah! Genius! Get me a new salad. Or get me a time machine so I can go back in time and smack your mom for smoking crack while she's pregnant. Too much?
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Josh
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Check it out. Yo' mama is so stupid, she thinks an iMac, is a new hamburger at McDonald's.
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Josh
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Which advertisers? Could I get free ChocoStix?
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Josh
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You know what? I've had it with this place. I don't need this this show, because I could get a job tomorrow in the Air Force! I quit!
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